Dear Congressmen, Treasury Secretary, Fed Chairman,
Could you please, as a part of your bailout package that 80% of us taxpayers opposed, include a line item for reconfiguring the display on all taxpayer calculators. My calculator will only handle up to 1oo million and I believe it would be appropriate at this time to have a calculator that would display numbers at least up to the current budget deficit levels. Therefor, I ask you to please consider calculators for all Americans that could display figures up to One Quadrillion Dollars.
Also, in regards to the reported $7.7 Trillion dollars I see reported in the news that you are considering doling out to "save us"...I hereby request that my portion be forwarded directly to me and I will dole it myself as I see fit. By my calculation (done by hand and not on my under-digited calculator) you may forward me $100,000...this is based upon 7.7 trillion divided by 300 million Americans times the 4 members of my immediate family. We promise to be "Patriotic" and spend a good portion of the funds to stimulate the economy.
Thank you and best of luck with the play money your are generating.
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